January 2009
15 posts
“Fuck Was I” - Jenny Owen Youngs
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“Human Nature” - Madonna
yes. this is...
Funniest Marketing Gimmick of the Day: Burger King... →
Holy crapola they are TEARING DOWN AN ENTIRE... →
“We keep catching her crawling past bars, or hiding behind chairs. She grabs...”
– Amy Winehouse has had alcohol denied to her by the staff of the Caribbean resort where she’s staying. This is how she has solved that problem, and is further evidence of the fact that Wino and I are kindred spirits.
PS: When I say “Sick Mom” I don’t mean “Cool Mom,” I mean my mother is actually ill. Like a sick person. She has a cold.
How to make your sick Mom super happy:
Make her homemade chicken soup according to Martha Stewart’s recipe in the book below. She will go apeshit eating soup, watching the Steelers dominate, and realizing that she can breathe through her nose again. Also talk to her about wine. She likes this. All of this will work if your Mom is actually my Mom. If she’s not, then I guess you are a toolbag who doesn’t even need to...
Train in Vain (Stand by Me) - The Clash
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“I recommend trying organic essential oils at Neals Yard Remedies and mixing them...”
– Padma Lakshmi wins my heart yet again.
“Untouchable Face” - Ani DiFranco
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